I let it all happen right before my twelve fingers and four eyelids and I set it all on the strengths of my consequences but the right to be equal asserts employment of the other blockers and blightness of my cranium on the plastic board of keys to wreck it and purify it from dandruff and sin and skateboards You need to walk to the next street on the left until you find a dead end cul-de-sac and turn around four times until the Marlboro apparition comes up and comes down with a sickly fever and puts you in a testing room full of children and teenagers where you have to vomit puke and empty your insides mechanically until your bioeyes turn red and don’t stop crying and shrivel and become like raisins for your immune system to attack them and then you go blind but you still see hell in your faceholes the devil is there and he is fat-free greek yogurt and his disciple is a little container of cottage cheese and they are begging you to take mayonnaise out of your diet however you won’t care any more and you’ll call up Hell man’s in hell and make furious love to all the fat-full condiments and sauces and everything painfully heartburn inducing but in hell you don’t get sleep apnea you only give it to others in the real world, which is why the new iPhone is like that the ghost of Steve Jobs is disappointed in what they have done to the iPhone and is giving everyone sleep apnea but they advertise it as a feature now and cigarette sales are the highest they’ve ever been it’s saddening to see the elephant become the banana in this situation then the mirror becomes you and your coat hanger becomes you and you come closer to me but I push you back to hell9 and you love love love love love it and you want more so I push you further into hell12 and you’ve had enough so I take you in and make you a nice and hot helldrink and I offer you to stay on my hellbed but you need to get back to your Hellman’s so I put all of my dreams on a coat hanger and set all my hopes on the counter and pull the winter duvet over my naked body and close my eyes this is the truth I must retire now.